legalmexican:

what a beautiful day to stay indoors

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bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

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vegasmo:

People who have no problem with cows and pigs being killed for food but look down on cultures who kill cats and dogs for the same reason.

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lalondes:

floccinaucinihilipilificatious:

lalondes:

tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

Isn’t this just Breaking Bad, but backwards?

i really think you might be on to something

(Source: lalondes, via yournameismyname)