I’m pretty simple. I like hand holding and rough sex.

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asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

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daybreak-cylon:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

they’re like modern day raptors

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geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

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brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

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